“Break the Poke Quick.” Everyone seems to have their morning routine. We all know people who skip breakfast, claiming they don’t feel the urge to lick when they first wake up. Personally, I cannot explain this phenomenon. Truthfully, I find myself ravenous in the early hours of the day. That, and a rather dirty desire for a bit more than just breakfast food, if you catch my drift.

Each dawn, I’m greeted by a dual perceive of thirst and wish that I can’t deny. If not attended to swiftly, both wishes have a knack for hijacking my mood for the remainder of the day. Think I’m being dramatic? Try beginning your day off sans waffles and…well, let’s say, ‘morning delight’. Sans these crucial components of my breakfast routine, I can guarantee you my attitude is far from sunny-side-up.

Yet, there’s a fragile balance here. As they say, you wouldn’t want to swim on an empty stomach, right? The same concept applies. I assure you that it’s not for the faint-hearted or under-nourished. It’s akin to a strict fitness routine, something that I definitely wouldn’t embark on without some kind of sustenance first. Tho, not even satiating hunger can delay dream. Just imagine eating down mouthfuls of syrup-laden waffle, while your ‘workout partner’ prepares for the morning jog. Oh well, who said one couldn’t multitask? Now, isn’t that a delicious morning routine? Find more at FEEDHERFUCKHER.COM!